The Miraculous Stigmatabot by Rich Gibson

from www.roboexotica.org/?robots2009 The Miraculous Stigmatabot
David Fine, Aaron Muszalski, Jonathan Moore; Crew: David Rappoport Allen, Ted Beatie, John Daniel, Jonathan Foote, Jason Dusek, Tom Raphael Eaves, Valerie Leavy, Audrey Penven, Shalaco Sching, Ramon Yvarra (a special thanks to Noisebridge, a collaborative DIY hackspace in San Francisco, CA)
A forgotten relic of a fictional future, The Miraculous Stigmatabot was rebooted for your sins. A martyr to the abandoned ideal of the Anthropomorphic Automaton, the Stigmatabot now performs the miracle of transubstantiation, using what little energy flows through his fading circuitry to convert water into wine. Penitents are invited to place their grail below the Stigmatabot's wound spigot (lower right torso) and then pour pure water into the Stigmatabot's holy funnel (upper left shoulder), while repeating the following prayer:
O Roomba, O microwave,
I forsake thee!
Gloria in anthropos deus.
In Nomine Asimov, et ASIMO
et Robosapien,
Amen!